As I was browsing Olde Topshop in search of something remarkable to wear this summer (bit naive on my side, have to agree), I stumbled upon this. And by THIS I mean nothing less than the official Kate Moss Collection Shopping Rules.
How fancy is that?
My favourite part of course is the one that tells you to go queue, then come back and then kind of take an u-turn: no, no actually shop online, that'll save you hassle. It'll probably save you money as well, because I don't know what monster of a server they'll need when Kate Moss for Topshop goes online - something Wikipedia-sized I bet.
And what's with the colour wristbands? To be perfectly honest this Kate Moss/rock festivals connection is doing me head in, and I would willfully slap the person that came up with this idea. I mean, a colour-coded wristband? With allocated time-slot? Do you actually feel treated like a valued customer if you can only come in at a specific time? Bullshit! Security and all, but this is just getting ridiculous.
However, theres light at the end of the tunnel: the last rule is the one I truly hope people will follow - don't purchase more that 5 items. Because we all know Kate's dress sense is nothing short of lovely but seriously, who wants to be surrounded by zillions of clones struggling to keep their belly in those hotpants?